This has been a very precocious couple of days for DD. She has been cracking me up too. I just wanted to share some of our moments of this week.
So DD asked me while we were eating fruit cocktails
�Why do we have grapes� so of course I answered �Because they are in the can.�
The conversation went like this
DD: �No I mean WHY do we have grapes? Why are they in this world�
Me: �Because God made them.�
DD: "No really. Why aren�t you giving me the real answer?!� (She was getting very frusterated at this point.)
Me: �Well why don�t you tell me what the answer is then baby?�
DD: (Thinks for a minute) �hmmm, maybe that question is too difficult. Okay, lets try this one. Why is there a sun?�
Me : �because God made it to warm the grapes.� (really hoping this is the answer she wants so she wont get mad at me LOL.)
DD: �No really, Why is there a sun�
Me: �you mean the big bang, particles, energy going out into the ever expanding universe, then being pulled together into stars which one of which is our sun?�
DD: �Yes, okay- now lets go back to the grapes and see if we can figure out why grapes are here.�
Oh man�.all during lunch.
Then today oh, man today was a doozy LOL
In the car on the way to the library DD says:
"It takes sperm from a man and an egg from a woman to make a baby. The sperm has to mix with the egg, so I guess they do a little dance. Yep, they would have to do a little dance to get all mixed up."
Ummm....shes been reading that encyclopedia Nana got her for Christmas in her room.
Then later.
DD was playing with the broom while I was on the phone with my mom and getting DD ready to go to a friends house.
Me- "Put the broom up please."
Turn around and she is holding it all the way up by the bristles with the top of the pole touching the ceiling
Me-"Go to time out, I told you to put the broom up!"
DD- "Well mom, there's 2 meanings of put up. To put away and to put "up" as in in up in the air. You didn't say put the broom away!"
Well she was right so no time out LOL. Then she said �Mom, did you see how I played with those words? That was so fun. Will you tell dad when he calls tonight?� (Dad is out off the island this week for work."
She also went grocery shopping with me today and spotted yogart that she wanted.
DD: �mom, the yogart is on sale, can you push the buggy over there.� So I did. Can I have yogart these are only 99 cents.
Me: Well look at these.
DD: Those are 69 cents mom. They are less because 69 is less than 99. So can I have those?"
She also picked out our milk by telling me which brand was less, then wrote me a long note about not forgetting the my reusable shopping bags on the back of my list while we checked out.
�Never fogrt these bags mom so I am teling you now. Sin Ansley.� Then she drew a heart and a picture of me which she wrote underneath �it is you mom.�
LOL, a fun, precocious week. One of those times when I just shake my head in amazement.
So who else is wants to share precocious kid moments? Come on you know you want to LOL.
