The difference is in the "e" peh-r(d)o for dog, pAY-(soft d)o for fart. �It's the difference between "eh" and "AY" (not sustained long) that she's not hearing. �Like the phrase "Puro pedos" the main difference is between the u and the e. �That phrase is a way to say "that's BS" that's mild enough for a grandmother to use. �
I just don't want to try to learn Spanish because I only understand 30% of what I'm hearing and can say 10% of what I'm thinking. �I know, there's a cure for that.

If you want to make it natural use Spanglish then you can carry on longer conversations together using Spanish words without having to constantly stall the conversation trying to come up with a word for what you're saying. �You just keep talking and if there's a Spanish word on the tip of your tongue for what you're trying to say use it. �


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