Dandy I'm crying you got my laughing so hard about the dog kibble.
See!? you guys understand!!

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We got DS a pool for the summer, but it's too cold & we had to put it away. The reason we got the pool was because he was throwing things in the toilet, that all stopped once he had a pool to play with. There was a hair elastic in there again yesterday *sigh*.
I tried just letting him have the dog's water but his curiosity about water knows no bounds. We don't have a bath tub which doesn't help. Yesterday he was running the tap and splashing it all over his head

. I'm mondo pregnant right now (ok 6 months) and super clutzy so I'm really worrying about him spilling water then me not noticing and slipping.
I understand it's hard for people with "normal" kids to understand when I say discipline does NOT work with DS. He doesn't understand "No" but he does understand "No, Hot!". If he's standing on the dining room table and you say "Down" he just laughs and sits down, you have to say "Lucas, GET down".
He's only 16 months and already a smart ***!!!
Austin you're totally right, plus people with 5 or 6 cats are sorta weird anyway (not that we don't currently have 5 cats...

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