Razor theft is a unique trait endemic to the female of the species. Theft is tolerated only because the undetected return of a woman-worn blade is a worse crime.
Oh...i thought you guys wouldn't notice.
I think 1 in 100 female leg hairs are made out of titanium. As a self-defense mechanism, that one little hair destroys the blade area that touches it. There may be a few dozen per leg.
Under a microscope, that area appears designed to hook the larger hairs on a man's face.
Experimentation by the author has shown the effect is like applying wax to one's face then ripping it off. The face looks like an aerated lawn. Men are not used to self-torture.
In response, men have started purchasing razors loaded with testosterone-colored features.
Women just turn out the lights and use the razor anyway.
