Here's a site with transcripts to Monty Python. I loved reading the transcripts at his age--more so than watching the video--because it made the absurdities seem grander. I remember reading the Dead Parrot sketch in English one day and bursting out laughing as a friend and I re-enacted it.

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/justthewords.htm

What is to give light must endure burning.