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Things you don't have to worry about with boys. Our big problem is the turning *away* from streets and neighbors when peeing on a tree.


I was at a family reunion a few years ago. A bunch of kids were sitting on the ground in a group, and one little boy decided it was time to pee. He stood up in the middle of this group, whipped it out, and was just about started when his mom scramed, picked him up, and dragged him away. Too funny!