La Texican...my DD2 is potty-training. My DS5 assumes this means he has carte Blanche to discuss her potty habits: if she went, where she went, how much, what kind...ugh.

This was more of a request than a question, but it cracked me up. A few months back, my DS5 looked at me sincerely and requested, "Mom today let's talk about the difference between impossible and improbable."