It's not a good question, but, he started a word problem with, "if u had five poopy pants and one poopy underwear..".. I interrupted with, "then I'd wonder why you weren't wearing undies the other four days."
He also told us the other day, "we need to buy those pills (prostate pills on a tv commercial) because they make you not have to go to the bathroom every fifteen minutes, or when you're in the car, or when you're in bed". (the hubby's launching a campaign to tell him not to believe the tv commercials).
Now I feel weird because all my post was about potty stuff. Ok, here's one. He picked a flower for me and wanted to plant it. I told him it wouldn't grow because it didn't have roots on it. Then he asked for the glue and dug up another weed and broke off the root and glued it on the flower and planted it.