This is even better than the brags thread.

DS "I decided to wear a costume for Halloween, and I've decided to not wear a costume for Halloween"

Me (hopefully, as he's been refusing to halloween this year): "um, ok, does that mean you want to wear a costume for the evening but not the day??"

DS: "then you can go trick-or-treating?"

Me: "yea!!"

DS: "ok, if you want"

<sigh>
-Mich

DS1: Hon, you already finished your homework
DS2: Quit it with the protesting already!