I know this is an old thread, but I am new and this is hysterical!

.... when your 4 can sit still for hours studying his human body books but has to stand next to the table to eat because he is "...putting energy in, and needs to get energy out..."

.... his SPED teacher says she is going to need to brush up on her science skills over the summer during a meeting to discuss his IEP for next year.

.... you are fairly certain your child will still have training wheels at the age of ten because when asked if he would like to learn to go without this summer he responds, "I don't think that would be a very good idea, I could crack my skull and damage my brain and lose all my knowledge. We should probably wait until I am at least five or maybe six."