. . . and he requested more jokes in his lunch. I was rushing today, and all I could think of was "What's black and white and red all over? A dead skunk." I hope he doesn't read it to anyone else!
LOL!
Here are a few to get you through lunchtime until you get to the library for a joke book . . .
Q: What Egyptian queen liked spaghetti?
A: Cleopasta
Q: What one-horned animal asks questions?
A: A why-nocerous
Q: What do you call an overactive snake?
A: A hyper viper
Q: How did the lamb go into outer space?
A: On a rocket sheep
These are all from the book: "The Silliest Joke Book Ever" by Victoria Hartman. We just got it from the library. (I don't love it though- a lot of the jokes are hard for my DS to understand because of weird,jargon-y plays on words.)
