Hi,
DS, 2, enjoys hearing and saying jokes/puns/funny sayings but we have a limited repertoire, I'm looking for ones that don't have a lot of complex world experience required for understanding. I asked around at a local gathering of toddlers and their parents and that didn't work so I thought I would ask here.
Please add to the list!
So far we've found:
Why did the lady throw the butter?
She wanted to see the butterfly.
Why did the owl howl?
Because the woodpecker pecked her.
What do you call a bag/box of ducks (in the cupboard/pantry)?
Quackers.
Why did the lonely mouse put a M in the freezer?
Because it makes ice into Mice.
How does the ocean say goodbye?
It waves.
(found in slightly different format on this website, thank you un-named toddler!)
My DS added the following two:
What do you call a bad stegosaurus?
A di-no-no-saur.
What does a rooster say to scare people?
Cock-a-doodle-boo.
Polly
