Seriously! I can hear the eyes rolling and I haven't even walked in the door.

Haven't gone yet, because I'm sitting at the imaging center, waiting for my wife to be MRI'd as a follow-up to Tuesday's CT as a follow-up to Saturday's office visit. No one has told us anything, but from the paperwork, we think the CT was triggered by something unrelated to the main point of the office visit, and the MRI was triggered by something unrelated to what they were doing the CT for, and the upshot is likely to be "you paid $1,500 to clear up an asymptomatic UTI and to learn that if you take enough pictures of a healthy body, you're going to see normal variation."