Thx (I'm so proud, I actually placed your username, and I'm awful with random collections of letters and numbers), I think I thought people were either exaggerating or hadn't made themselves clear when they came back with such crazy stories, until I experienced it myself. I wonder if they ever lie awake at night, replay what they've said or done and kick themselves when they realise how illogical it is.

But yes, commiserations, it's crazy.