This thread blew up a bit of gifted denial at our house.
My DH does not usually read the thread over my shoulder. However, after listening to me cackle, he came over and was laughing just as hard. We then tried to explain to a visiting friend what was so funny. After shaking his head at us, he then said, "You do realize that your son get's his sense of humor from you both, right?" Later DH had to admit that maybe his genetics did play a part in DS's abilities. He has tried for years to deny his part.
That said, I am lousy at grammer, spelling, punctuation and typing... Unfortunately, I'm no better at math or science. Please forgive my errors and thanks for a great chuckle!