Among the many treasures DD9 picked out for herself at the library sale was an above-level (8th grade is my guess) earth sciences textbook. She flipped it open to a random page, and as I looked over the disjointed mass of colors, images, and text boxes, I was prompted to say, "It looks like somebody barfed all over the page." Then I pointed out the absurdity of the text box, in a text box, in a text box, in a text box.

I declared the result to be unreadable, but DD assured me that she could read it with ease, as she understood the patterns underlying all the barf.