Per suggestions, removed some bits. It's not much of a funny story anymore! Sorry, didn't figure any kiddos would be reading and memorizing. That was stupid.
Also fixed my mistake -- I'll take "things that start with P" for 100, Alex. Perceptual Reasoning it is, not Processing Speed. And the other scores were all Superior or Very Superior, with that one Average. You can tell I have no working memory, myself.
Oh, and I'm sure we've probably signed a blanket permission for whatever tests they feel like giving him -- they're pretty good about proper paperwork, so there must be something on file that let them do it without a new permission form. I don't mind tests, as they are always at least entertaining if not informational.