Have you ever tried to explain to a 2 yr old who regularly snacks on the lavendar, borage, and rosebushes while waiting for mama why he should not eat the roses mama just bought at _the grocery store_?

I told him they might have pesticides, and without missing a beat the child tells me: "It's ok, I'm not a pest."

<hand hits head>


-Mich
(You're only *sometimes* not a pest, kid!)

DS1: Hon, you already finished your homework
DS2: Quit it with the protesting already!