Originally Posted by Val
5. We can't skip him because he didn't get 90% in every subject on the tests you made us administer because you're such a pushy parent.

That last 12% of second grade language arts is the good stuff, and he needs to spend all of next year learning it.

Ah, that one would be funnier, if it weren't codified into state law in our state! (The law actually says that you're required to accommodate kids who can meet that hurdle, which the schools interpret as a prohibition on accommodating kids who don't meet it.)