Holy smokes! I would ask that "counselor" if her usage is limited to medicinal purposes, or if it also involves recreational use... 'cause she's obviously smoking something.

I, too, would ask for it in writing. It's just so outlandish that others will not likely believe your version of things... but if they read it in her own words. Wow.

You should submit that to Hoagie's "Ridiculous Things I Heard Today" page: http://hoagiesgifted.org/ridiculous_things.htm

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house. - Fran Lebowitz