Thanks, Cricket. I already feel a ton better knowing that I'm not alone.

Your house sounds a LOT like mine! Since I posted the OP, my 10 year old has been here discussing the logistics of making a suit for his latest movie idea and how he is going to finish writing his script today, my 4 year old started doing a 50 piece puzzle and my 6 year old is sitting next to me building a new robot and nagging me about the fact that nobody wants to play Monopoly with him.