incogneato - that is classic! Hilarious.
My 7 old last night was a real gem. We are eating at a restaurant. DH had a late night at work so it was just me and the 2 kids (DS7 and DD3). As usual, DS7 wanted to have a lengthy discussion on the finer points of the menu while the waitress was just standing there trying to take our order
ME: Please hurry up and make a decision. She is waiting.
DS7: Mom - please (rolling eyes). She's a WAITress.
The waitress was NOT impressed with his wit in the least. Ugh. I tried to compensate with a big tip! And our evening closed on a discussion on how we need to have nice manners if we want good service.
