Originally Posted by incogneato
Yikes! But, Val, you have to make it into a funny song/story/poem!

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Oh, when teacher, she called,

The kid was a-cryin'

Said teacher appalled,

"A chair went a-flyin.'"

"Coming," I yipped while he bawled,

"I'll drive fast --- See? I'm a-tryin'!



Got there too late

DS melted down.

"I hate! I hate!"

He howled with a frown.

Teacher, she state,

"He just won't sit down."



So it was home, home, we went

To talk one-on-one.

DS flopped down, and boy, did he vent

"My school is no fun!"

Came his sorry lament.



And then, to us, in the mail came a letter.

Official it was, quite stern was its tone.

And if one letter's good, two can be better.

"For field trip," school said. "One word: cha-per-one.

To the beach we'll go, so do bring a sweater

Or maybe instead, you can both stay at home."


Val!