My DW got Age of Empires from someone.

She stayed up all night playing it.

I looked over at her when she started at 5pm and it was all stick figures making fire and building mud huts.

How quaint.

When I got up at 9am, she was maniacally laughing. She had these giant siege engines and was smashing little mud huts with them while switching around on the board so fast - fighting three other empires - with legions of siege engines!!!

Now I am afraid.