Lugh, you are definitely an alien who belongs in this forum! I hope you'll stick around and discuss things here!

Have you considered joining a think tank? I don't know how one applies, but it couldn't hurt to try.

Add me to the list of people who learned even more about how much I don't belong when I had kids. I cry when I even think about having to hang out and talk to "those moms", otherwise known as the PTA moms. It's high school all over again.