Poetry books by Jack Prelutsky. In 2006, Prelutsky was named the first Children’s Poet Laureate by the Poetry Foundation. He has written poetry specifically for kids about topics that are in their lives. His most well know poem, "Homework Oh Homework!" is great! It is so funny, it is in his book,
"The New Kid on the Block". Also his book, "Pizza, Pigs, and Poetry: How to Write a Poem " is great ! and gives humorous background info of his real life experiences as a kid that he has used to write some of his poems, along with some of his poems and writing tips.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_PrelutskyTwo excerpts;
Homework! Oh, Homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you away in the sink,
if only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.
I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework,
my teacher assigns.
Homework! Oh, homework!
you're last on my list,
I simple can't see
why you even exist,
if you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!
Jack Prelutsky
Wonder Why Dad Is So Thoroughly Mad
I wonder why Dad is so thoroughly mad,
I can’t understand it at all,
unless it’s the bee still afloat in his tea,
or his underwear, pinned to the wall.
Perhaps it’s the dye on his favorite tie,
or the mousetrap that snapped in his shoe,
or the pipeful of gum that he found with his thumb,
or the toilet, sealed tightly with glue.
It can’t be the bread crumbled up in his bed,
or the slugs someone left in the hall,
I wonder why Dad is so thoroughly mad,
I can’t understand it at all.
Jack Prelutsky
Pizza, Pigs, and Poetry
How to Write a Poem
For Virginia Duncan,
my wonderful editor
My Father’s Underwear
I’m going to admit something to you. When I was a little boy, a looooooong time ago, I was not the best-behaved little boy in the history of the United States of America. It’s true! Every once in a while…actually pretty often…okay, every day, I did something that made my father mad at me.
My father was a wonderful man, but he was only human and did have his limits, so he got mad at me, and I’m sure I deserved it. When my father got mad at me, he did not run around and jump up and down and get all bent out of shape and yell and scream and cry and tear out his hair (he couldn’t do that anyhow, because he was bald) and get hysterical and throw a tantrum. No…that was my mother’s job.
My father was just the opposite. He suddenly got very quiet. His eyes narrowed, and his face grew serious, with the Western gunfighter look that says, “You got till sundown to ride on out of town or I’m a-comin’ for you.” His voice got very soft and very deep, and he simply gestured to me with his index finger and said, “Come here, son.” Uh-oh! I knew that when my father said “Come here, son” in that certain special way, I was in big trouble.
You may wonder what I did in that situation. I did exactly the same thing that most of you would do. I denied everything. “No, no, Daddy!” I said. “I didn’t do it. I’m innocent. I’ve been behaving. I’ve been a good boy…but I know who did it. My brother. He’s right over there. Get him!” Amazingly, sometimes that worked. Sometimes it was even true. But of course my brother did the same thing to me, so it kind of evened out. Sometimes I got punished for things he did, sometimes he got punished for things I did, sometimes we both got punished even though we didn’t do anything, and sometimes we didn’t get punished at all when we deserved it. It all evened out.
One of the things that I did to make my father so mad at me was to pin his underwear up on the wall. Before I did that, though, I decorated it. You see, my father wore really boring white underwear, and I wanted to make it pretty, so I painted it with finger paint. Then I pinned it to the wall. My father didn’t like that at all.
Once I put a bug in his coffee cup, and another time I put breadcrumbs in his bed. I did lots of other stuff too. I made a list of all the things like that I could remember, then picked some of them to put in a poem called “I Wonder Why Dad Is So Thoroughly Mad.”
