I know what you mean about always looking for the perfect fit. But I rest easier after having read the article on the Hoagies page about "least worst options" for educational needs. Sometimes you just have to realize that there is no "golden ticket" and that what you work for is what is the best fit with least ill-fitting parts. We are only human.
And, BTW, it is Violet Beauregarde, the gum chewing child, who turns into a blueberry! Depending on the film you prefer Veruca Salt is either a "bad egg" and goes to the incinerator (where all bad eggs go!) or she is taken away by the squirrels! That's where greed gets you!
