From Calvin and Hobbes, I could not resist....

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen ...

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.

sooooo quotable!