Originally Posted by FruityDragons
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My 9 year old says that he is going to quit school after 5th grade and become an onion farmer and run a roach motel. He said that education beyond those grades will not be necessary for his occupational choice.
...Besides the mention of bombs (and knowing he obviously didn't mean it), I think the whole onion farmer thing is pretty cute and creative. After all, there's a market for everything.

I thought so too. I asked him how he's going to buy the land and equipment for the onion farm and he said he'll just use a shovel. I suggested he use his big brain to become an investment banker, he can make a million bucks and then he'll have money to buy the land. But he has to go to college. He suggested I give him a dollar and he'd put it in the stock market right now. smile