Okay, that actually made me giggle. I will have to share that with my daughter, who was APPALLED at the corporate toadying in her own commencement exercises on Saturday. She was also pretty over the student forelock-tugging, too. It's a good thing her eyes didn't get stuck in that position, or all she'd see is clouds and sky. wink


Yes, I believe that you could, Bostonian. And I say that knowing that your speech would probably enrage my daughter. But she'd remember it. wink


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