Oh, I know the answer to that. I am just very matter of fact when I refuse to provide information.

"Why do you need to know that?"

"I'm not comfortable providing that information."

"Can you explain to me how this will be used to benefit my child's education?"

If you're both professional and no-nonsense, you find out that, why-- NO-- they DO NOT actually need things like your child's SS# or birth history.


Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.