Oh, Zen, I would love to see that! I wasn't so ambitious, and just did it straight.
Little walk down memory lane here, looks actually more like I was going for something Seussian (twenty five years ago.) I know somewhere I revised this a couple of times, but found the first massiviely scratched out version first.
The start of it:
A man with his robe and a towel had come out
After worriedly glancing and looking about
He saw something coming to knock his house down
Seeing this danger he lay on the ground
And the large yellow object groaned to a stop
Out came a man in a suit, a real fop
They discussed and they argued and they screamed for a bit
"But the order are file away downtown
and for years its been known where this highway was bound"
(skipping some)
Strange mumblings and squawkings gave Arthur some fear
'til Ford leaned over and slipped a fish in his ear
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Etc.
