This is a really fun thread. :-)

Last night I was trying to convince DS3 to eat his dinner. I said that he needed to eat lots of good food so he could grow up to be big and strong.

DS: "I will try one bite and see if I grow a little bit bigger."

After DS takes a bite, DH: "Well, do you feel any bigger?"

DS contemplates, then says, "no" with a touch of disappointment.

I guess there's no taking my word for things anymore! :-)