... Your child comes home from (insert gifted event here) shocked and dazed because she's never met kids she connected with so well.

... Moving up a level of selectivity for the event causes a repeat of #1.

... to pass the time while you're in a meeting, you hand your preschooler paper and markers. 20 minutes later she has invented a tomato juicing machine, diagrammed its working parts, and has a business plan in place to make money with it - and expects you to help bring it to reality...