... your DD8 comes home because the neighborhood kids are organizing a game of soccer, and she needs her shin guards. Safety first!

Then she comes home, you ask, "How did the soccer game go?", and she responds, "It was pretty easy, because R and I were the only ones who ever played [organized]." And you're just floored with how blasé she was about that, considering how there were six kids involved, one was older than her by a month, and the rest (including R) were at least three years older, including one boy.