. . .When your six year old says this at dinner, "Mr. ____ says that nothing's impossible. But if nothing is impossible, then it has to possible that something's impossible." And you simply. cannot. argue. with. that.

. . .When you ask your seven year old what he wants to be for Halloween and he says "KoKo with the kitten All Ball." Yeah, the socialized gorilla that we once heard about in the 1980's. Sigh.

. . .When you're having lunch with your friend (who also happens to be the coordinator of the after-school program your son attends), and she laments that she's having to work in the kindergarten room. She says it's difficult because she has to read their homework instructions to them. And you stop yourself RIGHT before you say, "Why don't they read them themselves?"