I enjoyed this. My mom sent it to me. Hope you get a laugh from it!
The Mom Song
Okay, so that link doesn't work anymore. Here's the one that does.
The Mom Song Sorry about that.
That's a great one. I've seen it somewhere before, but it still makes me smile. (And I'm starting to discover that I say some of these mom things too - the other day I overheard DS5 saying "How many times do I have to..."