I used to be a Financial Advisor. I've worked in New York and Chicago. I became SAHM when first was born.
Currently I believe my job title would be: Professional Pain in the Arse.
Here are my references:
1. (Elementary school whose name must not be spoken) elementary school principal.
2. First daughter's third grade teacher.
3. Second daugher's kindergarten teacher.
4. Any customer service rep I've had the occasion to talk to by phone in the last 12 months.
5. Generally anyone who annoys me for any reason.
Notice to potential employers: I am a very diligent Pain in the Arse and take my position very seriously. I am a hard worker and will work for cheap. Sometimes I will work as a Pain in the Arse for free, just for the sport of it.
