ROFL ... that's so cute, St. Pauli. As Kriston said, it could have been worse!

My DS raved about my beauty for a couple years. For a while we thought he was going to have a bright future as a used car salesman. He burst my bubble last year. I ordered a swimsuit that arrived in the mail. I opened it up in front of him and he said "Are you sure that's going to fit over your butt?". Ummm ... yep. Thanks son.

On the bright side, DD3 will find models in catalogs with the same coloring as me and swear they look just like me! So good for the ego. She's due to burst my bubble any day.