Sometimes when I am making dinner, I will put on the news - and at times there are things that I don't want my dd3 to hear, so I will put it on mute and the closed captioning will come on. So the other day they are talking about how, exactly, the woman became pregnant with octuplets and I decide to mute the TV. I notice dd3 intently watching the words go by on the screen... I am thinking to myself - no way... she can not read that, can she? Two seconds later she asks me... mommy, what's a sperm donor??? Mouth open.... so much for the closed captioning trick!