Originally Posted By: Austin
We decided not to buy a tree two weeks ago. (Mr W would undoubtedly pull it over. ) Does that count?

I remember friends with bright little onew who would cut the very top off a tree (they happened to have them on their farm) and stick it in the very corner of the room - they also had those acoustic tiles for a ceiling and hung ornaments delightfully from holes all around the tree. worked for them!