DH to DD5: Call the elevator.
DD5: (calls) Elevator!
DH: (sighs) no, with the button
DD5: (pinches button on her shirt and speaks into it like a lapel mic) Elevator!

Later at dinner, I was letting DD5 eat her dinner in front of the TV, I called over to her to ask if she had nearly finished and she answered "I just have a few things on my plate". I looked over and she had finished her food but put a few small toys on her plate, just waiting for me to ask her, so she could say her line.

What a crack up, this kid smile