Was grocery shopping with the kids tonight and for some reason our store has an aisle with dairy on one side and books on the other.

I'm stocking up on cheese and DS9 sees this one - http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/22557272-the-girl-on-the-train

gets all excited and says "well I guess we know exactly what that is about"

me, a little puzzled why he is so excited: "a girl.... on a train??"

DS: "uh no, look who it is by, it must be about special relativity"

Ahhhh, I get it but sorry DS, Hawkins not Hawking and his daughter's name is Lucy not Paula. He was so disappointed.