DS7: Can I practice chess on the computer?
DD's 6th-grade friend: Oh! I'm really good at chess. I put everyone in checkmate. Do you want to play me?
Rest of us: (Tactfully worded comments about DS playing competitively and being good at chess for a 7yo)
DD: (Looking at small goofy boy) No, let's play. I'm really good.
DS: Okay, I'll play you.
(10 minutes elapse.)
DD's friend: Dang. (tips over king)