DD: "I love you Mommy. You are the best Mommy in the world."
Me: "Oh, I love you even more. You're the best little girl in the world."
SO: "...And I'm the best...Papa..in the world?"
DD: "No."
SO and Me: "No?"
DD: "That is what I said."
Me: "Why would you be so mean?"
DD: "I'm not being mean. I'm being honest. He can try harder."
SO: (trying not to laugh)
Me: "What do you mean?"
DD: "Have you ever tasted his Mac'n Cheese? He tried to make me eat it."
Me: "Well, he might not be the best cook in the world but he is good at many other things."
DD: "Name a few."