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A helpful 4 question "wealth test":

4) You are at a cocktail party and a stranger asks, “What do you do?”

[if you are wealthy] The only acceptable answer here is to remember your Jane Austen. Give the stranger your best disdainful Darcy look and say, “In the event of what?”