At Mass today:

Priest: "...and my soul shall be healed."

DS2.5 (with a mischievous gleam in his eye): And my sole shall be heeled? Does he mean like the back of your foot?

Good thing we'd talked about homonyms a few days ago! Cue a discussion about the soul and spiritual healing.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.