... your 6 year old Kindergartner comes out of his first visiting 5 grade math skipping and singing "I have homework, I have homework."

... the gt teacher calls the high school math teacher to let her know that she gets to teach ds6 math next year because she will be out of her league by then.

... your ds doesn't like going grocery shopping because you refuse to let him walk around reading a book and he is too big to fit in the cart seat anymore.

... you lose the ability to spell in front of you 3 year old, so you start making up secret code translations. McDonalds became "The Irish Duck" and IHOP was "The Global Domicile of Flapjacks"


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