Originally Posted by doubtfulguest
this IS fun! i cannot wait to read more of these...

Good! I think we collectively needed this. (That's a great hero to have, BTW.)

Here's another for good measure...

- Magic tricks are passe. Your almost 2-year-old hacks the ever-popular severed thumb magic trick his grandfather showed him a minute ago and proceeds to try to trick Grandma.

What is to give light must endure burning.