DS21mo was pretending to make Grandpa tea yesterday:

Grandpa-- What flavour of tea are you making?
DS (Pauses thoughtfully, then pretend sips)-- Hmmm, it's *very* delicate.

He's also taken to referring to the neighbour's incessantly barking dog as the "poorly trained dog." No other (occasionally) barking dog is given that epithet.
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