DS21mo was pretending to make Grandpa tea yesterday:

Grandpa-- What flavour of tea are you making?
DS (Pauses thoughtfully, then pretend sips)-- Hmmm, it's *very* delicate.

He's also taken to referring to the neighbour's incessantly barking dog as the "poorly trained dog." No other (occasionally) barking dog is given that epithet.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.